Stephen Leacock Quotations

-I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

-Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England ‘the alleged King of England’ to avoid libel suits.

-Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
Stephen Leacock