Ogden Nash Quotations

-Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

-Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways

-If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you don’t have to work.

-Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash