-Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
-Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
-The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
-Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
-Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.
-Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
-There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.
-Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Laurence J. Peter