-Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
-Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
-I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.
-Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
-A cold in the head causes less suffering than an idea.
-Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.