Joseph Heller

-Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. (see Shakespeare)

-He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

-When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

-Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
Joseph Heller