Fran Lebowitz Quotations

-I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

-Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.

-Contrary to what many of you might imagine, a career in letters is not without its drawbacks – chief among them is the unpleasant fact that one is frequently called upon to sit down and write.

-Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.

-Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

-I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Fran Lebowitz