Calvin Trillin Quotations

-Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

-The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

-In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.
Calvin Trillin