-I really don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive, you’ve got to flap your arms and legs, you’ve got to jump around a lot, you’ve got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you’re quiet, [...]
-A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen